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"My burp tastes like pumpkin cheesecake." - cambiare-idea

fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!

cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.

harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.

everyone: what about you, viktor?

viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK

Alison Hendrix + Alison-isms

(via applebottomclaudiajeans)

The Addams Family Animated Series (1992)

(via notloblawlawblog)

we’re all stories in the end.

(via doctorwho)

I can’t help but read “Deanmon” in Hermes Conrad’s voice.

tippitv:

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

(via dovahqueeen)

cannotunsee:

Cannot Unhear: Usher Ripped Off Homer Simpson

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(via tastefullyoffensive)

faithful-viewer:

The weapon is harmless! Yeah, but it’s got a sting.

xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle

xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle

(via thefrogman)