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Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
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Wait, both Eric Winter AND Kevin Alejandro are in...
Have I died and gone to heaven?
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queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
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whatshouldwecallme: Morning: Night:
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The Doctor: Hey I just met you
The Doctor: And this is crazy
The Doctor: But I want you to come time travel with me and I'll show you all of time and space, also my penis, and we'll fight Weeping Angels and Daleks and Cybermen and it will be fucking awesome and we'll be an otp that will tear people's hearts out and it will be awesome and you will probably come close to death several thousand times but that's okay because I'll show you things you've never seen before, and have I mentioned it will be awesome
The Doctor:
The Doctor:
The Doctor:
The Doctor: So call me maybe
The Doctor: Because I live in a phone box
The Doctor: Haha get it
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FINNICK: WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE ARENA
KATNISS: OH MY GAWD PLEASE NOT YOU TOO
FINNICK: THIS IS WHAT I SEE
FINNICK: ALL THE TRIBUTES STOP AND RUN AWAY FROM ME
KATNISS: WHY
FINNICK: I GOT MY TRIDENT IN MY HAND
FINNICK: AND I AIN’T AFRAID TO THROW IT
FINNICK: THROW IT
FINNICK: THROW IT
KATNISS: ARE YOU DONE YET?
FINNICK: I’M FINNICK AND YOU KNOW IT
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Magic Essay Typer →
bubblesandcherries: darkdean: hard-y-addicted: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERy???
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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introducealittleanarchy: cumberbreeches: mistercoventry: what’s the UK gonna do once their 8 actors die  #they won’t die they’ll just regenerate we have another 8 in hiding for such emergencies that’s why our 8 actors all know each other they’re in their storage unit together
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When I let a pedestrian cross
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