adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
sherlockandjohnwatson: scaredpotter: no but you can kind of say that harry/voldemort is canon i mean harry did have a part of voldemort inside of him for like 17 years #otp: longest intercourse in the history
endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Katherine logic: Going to Florida for 9 days. Bring enough clothes for twice that, 5 pairs of sandals (probably only wear 1), and 2 jackets (fleece).
So instead of living by myself in a one bedroom apartment like I had planned when I set out on my law school housing search, I will be living in a 3 bedroom condo with 2 sorority girls. But… they’re super nice, and its super convenient (it literally backs up onto the law school parking garage), and my room is on floor 1, the living/kitchen is on 2, and they’re both on 3, so its...
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